An interesting MRT ride

Had to grab the train for a photoshoot yesterday afternoon.  Naturally, the lines were long, but thankfully, the train wasn’t cramped.  I tried to keep myself entertained so I won’t be too conscious of the fact that I was already running late.  Hahaha.

Then two ladies hopped in at the Magallanes station.  And they proceeded to be my source of entertainment.

Lady 1:  Ang gandang buntis ni Juday.
Lady 2:  Oo, pero hindi na siya buntis ngayon!
Lady 1:  Kasi nga di ba nanganak siya kagabi, kay Ryan.
Lady 2:  Ang saya na ng pamilya nun no.
Lady 1:  Shempre. Tapos mayaman ka pa.

(passing by Karylle and Piolo’s Run for Pasig Poster)
Lady 2:  Ang ganda ni Karylle no?
Lady 1:  Saka sosyal siyang tingnan.  Para bang ang classy niya.
Lady 2:  Ex yan ni Dingdong e.  Yan yung pinalitan ni Marian.
Lady 1:  Pangit daw ugali nun eh.  Pero si Karylle mukhang mabait.
Lady 2:  Oo nga.

(after passing by Kris’s new Belo billboard)

Lady 1:  Tingnan mo tong si Kris, balik na kay Bicki.
Lady 2:   Pano, hiwalay na sila ni James.  Yun lang naman ang nakasira ng friendship nila e.
Lady 1:  Siguro si Bicki rin ang derma ni Junjun Binay.  Di ba sila ni Kris?
Lady 2:  Ay hindi naman siya mukhang nagdederma.

I love MRT people.  Hahahahaha.  Especially when they talk like this. :))

Pinoy Celebrity Goofs

Now, I don’t think I’ve been around long enough to have enough documented proof of Pinoy celebrity goofs, but I do have a handful of them.

Each one more hilarious than the first.

Something about the erring factor of these high-profile personalities really tickles my funny bone.  Hahaha.  I know that sounds mean, but I have my finals on Monday, and I need distraction to at least keep me sane.  I do after all stress out a lot when it comes to these things.

That “Saksi” Reporter

Find the missing lyrics!

That darned degree.

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